28 June 2009

Michael Jackson is dead - and my blog feels it too -- but never fear...

If you talk to me regularly(ish) you know that things at work are... lets just say bad, and leave it at that. My schedule is not my own anymore, and so this, that & the other thing are out of whack.


Am I here to catch you up on my life? On my thoughts of the world as it is and the things going on in it? Interesting political events or international upheaval?


No.



I'm just here to share a silly thing I read and say just one thing about -- Dating.

From silly men's guide to dating or other, my source... anonymous:


"...the physical distance you maintain between you and your date conveys a powerful non-verbal message. On the one hand, if you keep away, she'll think you're not interested. On the other, if you get too close, she'll scream. Think of yourself as the Death Star. Only from the right distance will you seem like a gentle moon."







To my source ---- My apologies to your ladyfriend... <3
Men who need dating tips with Star Wars references in order to crystalize them are a very interesting breed to say the least.

That AND it's not a horrible tip.
At least they're learning... ;-D



That is all.




I did not wake up on the wrong side of the mattress. I woke up under my mattress. Sometimes I even wake up inside of my mattress, in my punching bag, and occasionally, in my dishwasher...