Ohhhh... I'm talkin to mahhhseelf on mah HEADSET.
I'm typin' to mah blooowwwgggg oh mah HEADSET.
I'm... gettin' really borrrred on my HEADSET.

I wanna go get druuunnk on mah HEADSET.
I been workin' to damn long on mah HEADSET.

AH NEED ALCOHOLLLLLL!
AH NEED.... um.... AH NEED... uhh... MAH HEADSET!!

AH need to fly out of a PLANE on my HEADSET.
Like motherfuckin'snakesonaplane on a HEADSET.

I'm gonna start up this damn show on my HEADSET.

AH NEEEEEED ALCOHOOLLLL!!!